who has the high score on ninja ropes?

Don't want anybody to get too worried, but [R] is in the hospital. Apparently, he electrocuted himself at work or something, but anyone who knows him knows that just doesn't seem right. Since when has [R] not checked something twice? Besides, he's, like, a ninja. Anyone at the ceremony a month ago knows that.

Anyway, we're all just glad [A] came back to the office when she did. She was supposed to be on a plane then and everything.

I'll be staying here if anyone needs me.