get by with a little help from your friends

Hey people! I haven't seen so many of you in so long. I think it's epically time for a sleep-over. You know who you are. [R]'s popped out of the place because of his injury leave and all that, so I'm all lonely and needing the attention.

Heard some things on the grapevine today about the fresh vegetable market near my place closing. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? Where am I supposed to stay healthy? It's almost like the planet wants me to get fat. This is it. Fat!me. You've been warned.